Nak gelak guling-guling!!

I just discovered something funny! Google sangat pandai membuat translation Malay- English...I tried to translate entry saya yang saya tulis in Malay. It's hilarious! Jom gelak guling-guling!

I wrote:
Dahlah masa saya hantar baju tu dia ada cakap benda yang agak laser la jugak. But I took it as a joke because kau orang tua. Boleh pulak dia mempersendakan kain cotton India saya. Dia tanya saya memang suka kain cotton ke, then I said yes. Yela..kain licin susah..Nak kena iron la...nak kena basuh tangan la....Tapi boleh pulak dia cakap.."Cotton je?Miskin ke?"...Eh..Hello!!!!!Saya beli kain kebaya ni from Indon and kain cotton ni from India, okay????Melaser pulakkan kakak ni. Nasib baik saya ni kategori insan yang penyabar. Sambil tersenyum saya jawab "Biasalah kak...cikgu je..Mana mampu.."

Google translation:
Dahlah time I send him clothes tu no talk things fairly laser la jugak. But I took it as a joke because you parents. Can pulak he derided my Indian cotton cloth. He asked I just love to cotton fabric, then I said yes. Yela .. .. hard smooth cloth iron Nak kena la ... nak kena wash hands la pulak .... But can he talk .. "Cotton je? Poor to Eh ?"... .. Hello! ! I bought a kebaya cloth from Indon ni ni and cotton cloth from India, okay? Melaser pulakkan sister ni. Fortunately I ni categories of human suffering. I answer with a smile "Biasalah kak je cikgu ... .. Where can .."

I wrote:
Terkedu sebentar. Amin!Then we went back and spent time together borak-borak sebab malam tu dah nak kena balik Terengganu. Rasa macam tak nak balik. lagi-lagi when he said: "B, you tak payah la balik." Dang! Terus berkaca mata saya. I wish I could. But I have to work. Anak-anak saya tengah tunggu saya kat sekolah. Sabar ye sayang, cuti sekolah nanti I balik lagi. Tak lama. Khamis ni je. Sabar tau.

Google translation:
Terkedu moment. Amin! Then we went back and spent time together because night chat-chat tu dah nak kena balik Terengganu. Feel like tak nak balik. again when he said: "B, you do not struggle back la." Dang! Continue to look in the mirror my eyes. I wish I could. But I have to work. My children wait for my middle school kat. Ye steadfast love, I leave school later back again. Not long. Thursday ni je. Patient tau.

Hello!!!Makhluk mana la yang buat translation macam ni? Sangat kelakar. Okay ade lagi satu.

I wrote:
Semacam dah tak boleh tahan lagi. Sangat merindui anak-anak sedara. Semua!!Fatihah, Aliah, Iman, Farisya, Danish, Dania, Najwa, Saifullah, Saifuddin, Khadijah, Qistina and Sufi. Ya ampun...Cikma rindu sangat dekat kamu semua. They are all like my friends bila dekat rumah. Melihat telatah masing-masing memang mencuit hati. Dahla kamu semua sangat comel dan adorable, tahu? Bila nak jumpa ni...Cikma takde cuti la sayang. Hopefully kakak,oya,farisya,wawa, iman, bang bok and danish..rajin-rajin pergi sekolah..Nanti teacher marah..Macam mana la Farisya..how's her life at new school?Haih~Semua skali..Cikma rindu sangat nih..Aduh..bila la Cikma dapat balik...

Google translation:
Like dah can not hold more. Very misses children sedara. All! Fatihah, Aliah, Faith, Farisya, Danish, Dania, Nicole, Saifullah, Saifuddin, Khadijah, Qistina and Sufi. My goodness ... Cikma rindu very near you. They are all like my friends when near home. Ones to see their hearts really mencuit. Dahla you all very Cute and adorable, know? When I find ... Cikma ni takde la love holidays. Hopefully sister, oya, farisya, wawa, faith, and Danish bok bang-hard go hard .. .. Nanti school teacher angry .. How Farisya la .. how's life at her new school? Haih ~ All skali .. Cikma rindu very nih .. Oops .. la Cikma be back when ...

That's really really funny! Kalau mat salleh translate, bayangkan apa yang diaorang baca...Kelakar! Jap..nak sambung gelak lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!!